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How to preserve Children Recipe

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Ingredients:  
Ingredients:  
1 large grassy field
1/2 bunch children
2 or 3 dogs
Wildflowers
A pinch of a brook or stream
A few small pebbles
Directions:
Directions:
Mix the children and dogs well together, put them in the field stirring constantly.
Pour the brook over the pebbles, sprinkle the flowers, spread over all a deep blue sky and bake in a hot sun.
When thoroughly browned remove and set to cool in a warm bathtub.

 

 

 

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