Carey's Hungry HotDawg Recipe Recipe
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Ingredients: Here I am watching my motivational documentary…”Last Man Standing.”
It hits me!
I’m Hungry!
HOTDAWG Hungry!
What shall I do?
I run expectantly to the refrigerator… I open the door excitedly.
“Docccccccccc!!!” He ate my hotdogs.
Not to worry!!! Think, think, think!
I shall go to my favorite gourmet grocery… Walmart!
Travel, travel, travel!
I open the car door… Run, run, run!
There they are. All beef wieners! But soooooo many kinds!
And…Found’em!…Nathans all beef franks! Yes, yes, yes!!!
Run, run, run…Pay, pay, pay…Zoom, zoom, zoom!!! Home at last!
Singing…“I’m so excited, and I just can’t hide it. I’m about to lose control and I think I like it.”
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Directions:I use my “Best Hotdawg” recipe.
Place one, eight wiener pack in my left hand.
Pick up one, four prong fork in my right hand.
Poke one ¼ inch hole in top of hotdog pack.
Use both index fingers to make hole bigger. Ensure it is large enough to get wiener out without tearing it.
Put one wiener in plate (preferably paper). “I said I was hungry, not that I wanted to wash a dish."
Pick up plate with left hand and open microwave door with right hand.
Turn timer to exactly 43 seconds. Hit start button (May use either hand).
While wiener is cooking, grab a slice of Wonder Bread. (Mainly because I was in such a hurry to get the wieners that I forgot the hotdog buns).
Patiently drool while hotdog is cooking! Buzzer goes off! Quickly open door with closest hand.
Grab hotdog with fingers. Yell out loud because hotdog burning your fingers. Leave plate in microwave with microwave door open (For easy access for next wiener(s).
Put one hotdog on one slice of bread. Eat with pleasure!!! AHHHHHHH!!!
Repeat procedure. May use additional condiments, other food items, and drinks, for next hotdog(s). Don’t forget to take out the plate and close the microwave door. |
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Notes: Marriage is like a Hotdawg!
I think everyone should be going into a marriage thinking…Hotdawg!!! It doesn’t get any better than this. Now, of course, I’m talking a pure all-beef Hotdawg and not one of those nasty pork, chicken, or turkey wieners with sour-kraut. Yep, don't settle for mediocrity, rather everyday can be a 'Hotdawg' moment if you want it to be. You can enjoy having a plain Hotdawg experience or you can add a little ketchup. Either way your marriage can be a Hotdawg opportunity. You just have to make sure you enjoy every minute, whether it is a Hotdawg moment with all the fixin’s, a chili-dawg, or what-the-heck a...a creative dawg. It just depends....our moods will guide us. Just make sure you enjoy every bite!
Bon appetite....Carey
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