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LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY (Joke) Recipe

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Those of you that know Barry, you know he has been telling this joke for years. I cannot even guess how many times I have heard it.

I thought it should be preserved here for future generations.

You know, when this joke came out is was considered a little "dirty".

Anyway, here it is....
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A man was walking down the street when he met a fellow he hadn't seen in years.

"Hiya Bill" the fellow hollered. "How's it going?"

The fellow walked over to him and said "Don't call me Bill, call me Lucky."

"What happened?" the man asked.

"Well, I am in a car with 4 other people and we get into a head-on collision. Everyone in both cars is killed. I walk away without a scratch. Just call me Lucky."

About a month later, he sees Bill coming down the street and he remembers. This time he says "Hiya Lucky."

"Don't call me Lucky." he says "Call me Lucky Lucky."

"Wow. What happened this time?" the man asked.

"I'm in a plane" he says "with 120 people on board and the plane crashes into a mountain and everyone on the plane is killed except me. I walk away without a scratch. Just call me Lucky, Lucky."

Another month goes by and they meet up on the same street. This time he has a cast on his hip. He says "Hiya Lucky Lucky!"

He replies "Don't call me Lucky Lucky. Call me Lucky Lucky Lucky!!"

"Oh my gawd, what happened now?" the man asked.

"Well," said Lucky Lucky Lucky "I am in a bar and get to talking to a gorgeous woman. Next thing I know we are back at her place and we are in her bedroom really going to it. All of a sudden the chandelier falls off the ceiling and hits me right square in the ass."

"What's so lucky about that?" the man asked.

"Well, 2 minutes sooner and it would have hit me right square in the head! Just call me Lucky Lucky Lucky!"
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So, there you have it. All that's missing is Barry's hand gestures.

 

 

 

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