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FAKING IT: The ART of OBFUSCATION Recipe

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By Steve & Alice Lawhead
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Forget those lame excuses! Try these justifications for premeditated procrastination …

Don't say: "I forgot."
Instead, say: "Phrenialogically speaking, the aforementioned subject ineluctably eluded my short-term mnemonic functions, resulting in an unaccountable cognition void."

Don't say: "I overslept."
Instead, say: "Due to an avouched preponderancy for somnolent indulgence, I unilaterally misapprehended the foreordained commencement of this scholastic exercise."

Don't say: "My dad won't let me."
Instead, say: "My parental guardian whimsically elected to curtail his offspring's natural inclination toward inoffensive tenebrious perambulaton of a salubrious nature."

Don't say: "I lost it."
Instead, say: "Indivertible circumstances misdirected the successful ensconcement of the errant property, rendering possessorship inoperative."

Don't say: "I broke it."
Instead, say: "Owing to the delicate quiddity of the foredoomed article, my innoxious scrutiny stressed certain heretofore undisclosed flaws in manufacture, precipitating an inevitable fracture of the maldesigned subcomponents."

Don't say: "It isn't finished."
Instead, say: "The effectual consummation of the assignated object was inexplicably prolonged by irremediable forces unresponsive to my personal influence."

 

 

 

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