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How To Create The Perfect Family Recipe

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Ingredients:  
Ingredients:  
1 Large house
3-6 people depending on how long you want to wait for it to be down
3 Cups of pets
2 Cups of patience
3 oz. anger/frustration
3 quarts of laughter
4 t. of trust
And last but definitely not the least
LOTS OF LOTS OF LOVE!
Directions:
Directions:
First open the house and make sure it will be the right size for your family. Mix the desired amount of people with pets, carefully so you don't damage them.
In a separate bowl stir the love and laughter together. Set aside. Taking each person separately, evenly distribute the patience and trust, make sure each one gets an equal amount of (Failure to distribute evenly may lead to different recipe. See recipe for "My impatient Family" for details...) Carefully open the bottle of anger/frustration. Using a Q-tip, dab small portions of the anger/frustration onto each person. Lastly take the love and laughter and sprinkle it all over the house, pets and people. Let sit until all parts of the receive are thoroughly combined, and viola! Your perfect family is complete!!!!

 

 

 

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