HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION: Recipe
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Ingredients: Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain . Bottoms up!
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain…Good !
Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU’RE NOT LISTENING !!! … Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they’re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO!!! Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It’s the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
‘Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ‘WOW what a ride!’
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Directions:Below is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stresses that build during the day;
BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice wholemeal toast
1 cup skimmed milk
LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 biscuit
AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the biscuits from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 chocolate bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
REMEMBER :
’stressed’ spelled backwards is ‘desserts’
Finally, here’s some advice for you:
Dr. Anonymous proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started…….
So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of biscuits , the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates..
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Notes: I'm not sure if my mother would have approved of or agreed with the Dr. Anonymous philosophy or diet plan above, however it's sure to put a smile on your face if not pounds on your thighs.
Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing,
there is a field. I'll meet you there.
When the soul lies down in that grass,
the world is too full to talk about.
Ideas, language, even the phrase "each other" doesn't make any sense.
Mevlana Jelaluddin Rumi - 13th century
Thank you all, family and friends, for your contributions, encouragement and support in this cathartic and rewarding cookbook endeavor. I hope you'll continue to enjoy the traditions, memories, recipes, stories and antics we've held dear throughout our years together and that many are passed down to future generations.
It is said that a good friend puts up with your worst moods, goes along with your worst ideas, and always sees the best in you. This book is written and dedicated to the memory and spirit of my mother and best friend, Laurette Rothschild Rosenstrauch.
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