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This recipe for RECIPE HUMOR is from TYHEE 44TH WARD COOKBOOK, one of the cookbooks created at FamilyCookbookProject.com. We'll help you start your own personal cookbook! It's easy and fun. Click here to start your own cookbook!
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Wow! This prune pesto is delicious!
. . . should I ask for the recipe?Sure! Most relatives, friends, and potluck donors are happy to dish out the secrets to their specialties.
But beware. The cook who refuses to give out her mother's secret recipe -- the one she revealed just before she left for the big baking pan in the sky -- may be one to avoid.
If you're determined, go ahead . . . beg. Eventually she'll write down the recipe -- but after you bake the thing it's a tasteless disaster. So you telephone the "mother's secret recipe" giver and she feigns surprise -- then memory loss. It's obvious that several ingredients have been left out. With a smarmy apology, she dictates the REAL version. But can you trust this person? We recommend that you thank her, then run that suspicious "corrected" recipe through the shredder. If you think about the best "secret" recipes, betcha most of them are made in a 9 X 13-inch pan.
Since the '70s, our all-time favorite 9 X 13 dessert has been a billowy combo of pistachio pudding, Cool Whip and fat grams. Most delicious "handed down" recipes have a few things in common:
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First, they come in 9 X 13 pans.

 

 

 

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