"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."--Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous
Assign each sibling a station. Assemble sandwiches using three slices of bread and other ingredients. Top with two toothpicks, and cut into diagonal halves. Serve with corn on the cob which has been purchased on the way home from the lake.
These sandwiches are best following an afternoon of swimming at Cowan Lake.
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