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Aggression Cookies Recipe

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Category:
Category:
Ingredients:  
Ingredients:  
3 cups brown sugar
3 cups margarine or butter (or 1 1/2 cups each)
6 cups oatmeal
1 tbsp baking soda
3 cups flour
Directions:
Directions:
Put all this in a huge bowl and mash, knead, squeeze (see below). Then form it into small balls, midway between filbert size and English walnut size, on an ungreased cookie sheet. Butter the bottom of a small glass, dip it in granulated sugar and mash the balls flat. Keep doing it. (You need butter the glass bottom only once or twice, but re-dip it in sugar for each ball.) Then bake at 350º for 10 - 12 minutes.
Number Of Servings:
Number Of Servings:
15 dozen
Personal Notes:
Personal Notes:
Mom clipped this recipe from somewhere. The recipe is prefaced with the following: "However, these are the best-tasting as well as the fastest, easiest, and cheapest cookies I ever ran into, and I wouldn't say such a thing unless I meant it. The Community Mental Health Center at St. Lawrence Hospital in Lansing, Michigan, printed it, in the hope of channeling some energies away from throwing bricks, or snarling at Santa Claus. The more you knead, mash, squeeze and beat the general bejunior out of this dough, the better you feel and better the cookies taste. Moreover, the recipe is easy to cut down. (As is, it makes 15 dozen.)"

 

 

 

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