"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."--Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous
2 pcks. ready made sugar cookie dough 2 8 oz. packages of cream cheese 1 tsp. vanilla 2/3 c. sugar
Roll out the cookie dough on a large pizza pan. Bake at 375º for 10-12 minutes. Combine other ingredients and spread on cool crust. Top with your favorite fruit (strawberries, kiwi, blueberries, cherries, pineapple, etc.)
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