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Tequila Christmas Cookies Recipe

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Ingredients:  
Ingredients:  
1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
1 Tbs lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Tequila

Sample the tequila to check quality
Directions:
Directions:
Take a large bowl, and check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup, and then drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK, so try another cup...just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon and strain the nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. Cherry Mistimes to All!
Number Of Servings:
Number Of Servings:
Who knows
Preparation Time:
Preparation Time:
Depends on much tequila you drink
Personal Notes:
Personal Notes:
This recipe, combined with a warped sense of humor like all of the Brown family has, is just one of the reasons why Donna is such a loved mother/aunt/sister-in-law!

 

 

 

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