GOALS (Joke) Recipe
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I took this off of Facebook. My sister-in-law, Marj had posted it. I found it very funny.
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1. My goal for 2017 was to lose 10 pounds. Only 15 to go!
2. Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.
3. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider's web.
4. I don't mean to brag but...I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours & 20 minutes.
5. A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
6. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
7. I may not be that funny, or athletic or good looking or smart or talented....I forgot where I was going
with this.
8. I love being over 50. I learn something new every day.....and forget 5 others.
9. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sign on my forehead and call it a day.
10. Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
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