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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies Recipe

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Ingredients:  
Ingredients:  
1 cup water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup of nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila
Directions:
Directions:
SAMPLE THE CUERVO TO CHECK QUALITY. TAKE A LARGE BOWL-----CHECK THE CUERVO AGAIN TO BE SURE IT IS OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY. POUR ONE LEVEL CUP AND DRINK.
TURN ON THE ELECTRIC MIXER. BEAT ONE CUP OF BUTTER IN A LARGE-FLUFFY BOWL.
ADD ONE PEASTOON OF SUGAR. BEAT AGAIN. NOW----CHECK TO MAKE SURE THE CUERVO IS STILL OK,-----TRY ONE CUP, JUST IN CASE.
TURN OFF THE MIXERER--THINGY. BREAK TWO LEGS AND ADD TO THE BOWL,---AND CHUCK IN THE FRIED DRUIT-----PICK THE FRIGGIN FRUIT OFF THE FLOOR.
MIX ON THE--TURNER. IF THE FRIED DRUIT GETS STUCK IN THE BEATERS---JUST PRY IT LOOSE WITH A --DREWSCRIBER. SAMPLE THE CUERVO TO CHECK FOR--- TONSISTICITY.
NEXT, SIFT TWO CUPS OF SALT--OR SOMETHING. WHO--GIVES A SHEET. CHECK THE JOSE CUERVO. NOW SHIFT THE LEMON JUICE AND--STRAIN YOUR NUTS.
ADD ONE---TABLE. ADD A SPOON OF SUGAR---OR SOMETHING. WHATEVER YOU CAN FIND,
GREASH THE OVEN.
TURN THE CAKE TIN 360º AND--TRY NOT---TO FALL OVER.
DON'T FORGET TO BEAT OFF---THE TURNER.
FINALLY,---THROW THE FRIGGIN BOWL THROUGH THE---WINDOW, --FINISH THE COSE JUERVO AND MAKE SURE--- TO PUT THE STOVE IN THE WISHDASHER.

CHERRY MISTMAS!!


BOBBIE JONES
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