"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."--Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous
1 gallon strained fat 1 box Lewis Lye 1 quart rain water 2 tbsp Mule Team Borax
Put water in stone jar. Add lye. Let cool. Melt fat, strain. When lukewarm add borax to fat and then put the two together till of honey consistency. Pour into mold. Any box about 1 1/2 inch high. Cut when nearly set into desired size. A few drops of oil of sassafras may be added for fragrance.
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