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Christmas Tequila Cookies Recipe

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Ingredients:  
Ingredients:  
1 c. dark brown sugar
1 c. (two sticks) butter
1 c. granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 c. dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)
1 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. salt
1 tsp. fresh lemon juice
1 c. coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 c. all purpose flour
1 liter bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)
Directions:
Directions:
First, sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the Cuervo to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Pour another 4 oz. in a measuring cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one c. of the butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one tsp. sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK.
Try another 4 oz of Cuervo (just in case)
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 c. of salt or shomething.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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Personal Notes:
Personal Notes:
My oldest son shared this recipe with me in 2007. I'm going try them someday!

 

 

 

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