"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."--Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous
*Best to make the night before* 1 (15 oz.) can Eagle Brand sweetened condensed milk 1/4 c. lemon juice 1 can Wilderness cherry pie filling 3/4 c. well drained crushed pineapple 1/4 t. almond extract 2 c. whipped whipping cream or cool whip
can also add: drained fruit cocktail fresh grapes drained mandarin oranges bananas (right before eating, but will not keep)
Mix all ingredients together, chill overnight. Enjoy!
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