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The Perfect Family Recipe

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Ingredients:  
Ingredients:  
1 large house
3-6 people, depending on how long you want to wait for it to be done
3 c. of pets
2 c. of patience
3 oz. of frustration
3 qts. of laughter
4 tsp. of trust
and last, but definitely not least, lots and lots of love
Directions:
Directions:
First, open the house and make sure that it will be the right size for your family. Mix the desired amount of people with the pets, carefully so you don't damage them. In a separate bowl, stir the love and laughter together. Set aside. Taking each person separately, evenly distribute the patience and trust, making sure that each one gets an equal amount (failure to distribute evenly may lead to different recipe). Carefully open the bottle of frustration. Using a q-tip, dab small portions of the frustration onto each person. Lastly, take the love and laughter and sprinkle it all over the house, pets, and people. Let sit until all parts of the recipe are thoroughly combined, and voila! Your perfect family is complete.

 

 

 

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