"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."--Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous
2 cups sugar 3 TBS. cocoa 1 stick butter (melted) 1/2 cup pet milk (do not dilute) 1 tsp. vanilla 1/2 cup peanut butter 1/2 cup oatmeal
Combine sugar, cocoa, butter, pet milk and vanilla. Boil for 2 mins stirring constantly. Remove from heat. Add peanut butter and oatmeal. Spoon out onto wax paper or pour into pan and cut into squares.
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