"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."--Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous
1 1/2 jiggers of vodka in a tall glass Fill glass with crushed ice or ice cubes Fill glass 3/4 of the way with tonic water Top off with unsweetened Ruby Red Grapefruit juice Add slice of lime or lemon Add a cherry
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