"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."--Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous
1/2 cup butter 1/2 cup white sugar 1/2 cup brown sugar 1 egg 1/2 tsp vanilla 1 cup flour 1 1/4 cups blended oatmeal 1/4 tsp salt 1/2 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp baking soda 6 oz. chocolate chips 1 (2oz) Hershey bar (grated) 3/4 cup chopped nuts
Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla. Mix together with flour, oatmeal (blended to a fine powder), salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips, Hershey bar and nuts. Roll into balls and place 2" apart on a cookie sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375º. Makes 28 cookies.
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