How to bake a cake:
1. gather eggs, flour, oil, large bowl, blender
2.answer the phone
3.remove toddler from the kitchen counter
4. wash toddler, clean counter
5. gather eggs, flour, oil, large bowl, blender
6. crack eggs in bowl and beat in flour and oil
7.turn your back for 5 seconds to find the baking powder, salt, vanilla
8.pick up toddler from floor, remove bowl from head
9. give toddler a bath in the sink
10. clean counter
11. gather eggs, flour, oil, large bowl, blender
12. answer the door
13. remove toddler from counter
14. clean eggs off the dog and the floor
15. gather more eggs
16. clean eggs off the floor from tripping over toddler
17. clean counters, wash toddler, clean floor, wash bowl.
18. Call Winn Dixie.
19. pick up cake from Winn Dixie
20. Remove the remainder of cake from the box and the toddlers car seat
21. wash toddler, put to bed
22. enjoy the only slice of cake left.