"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."--Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous
3 eggs 2 cups milk 1 cup of sugar 2 heaping Tsp flour 2 heaping Tsp cocoa 1 stick of butter Pie crust Cool Whip
Beat 3 egg yolks and add to 2 cup milk. Heat. Mix 1 cup sugar, 2 heaping Tsp. flour and 2 heaping Tsp. cocoa. Add a little of the milk mixture to make a paste. Add to rest of milk and cook until thick. Cool. Add 1 stick of butter. Place in pie crust. Cool completely. Add Cool Whip.
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