"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."--Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous
1 head lettuce 1 chopped onion 4 ounces cubed Cheddar cheese 2 tomatoes; cut in pieces 1 can drained kidney beans 1 pound browned and drained hamburger 1 small jar western dressing 1 cup mild taco sauce
Mix all together and add crushed doritos or corn chips on top.
Mix the taco sauce and dressing about half of each before drizzling on top of the salad.
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