"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."--Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous
2 c. Flour 2/3 c. Cooking Oil 1/3 c. Milk 1/2 tsp. Salt
Mix together all ingredients lightly to blend and just until it comes together [do not overmix], then divide dough in half. Roll out each half between 2 pieces of wax paper. Peel off top wax paper turn into pie pan and peel off bottom wax paper. Trim crust. Use according to directions for pie you are baking. Flaky and delicious.
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