"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."--Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous
pre heat oven to 350º Blend first 5 ingredients with electric mixer. Mound mixture on Ritz crackers on a cookie sheet. Bake 9 minutes or until puffed and lightly browned. Top with a stuffed olive slice. Serve hot.
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