"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."--Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous
1 cup of friendly words 2 heaping cups of understanding 4 heaping teaspoons of time and patience Pinch of warm personality Dash of humor
Measure words carefully. Add heaping cups of understanding, use generous amounts of time and patience. Cook on the front burner, but keep temperature low; do not boil. Add generous dash of humor and a pinch of warm personality. Season to taste with spice of life. Serve individual molds.
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