"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."--Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous
1 1/2 cups Flour 2 tsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. salt 1 cup Butter 4 tsp. Vanilla 1/2 cup Water 3 cups Oatmeal 2 cups Chocolate chips
Sift dry ingredients. Cream butter and sugar. Add vanilla and water and mix well. Add remaining ingredients except for oatmeal and chocolate chips. Mix until moistened. Fold in oatmeal and chocolate chips. Spread in 9x13 pan. Bake at 375 for 30-35 minutes.
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