"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."--Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous
1 can SPAM (cut into small wedges) 1 loaf soft bread (cut off crusts) Melted butter
Heat oven to 400 º. Cut SPAM into wedges; remove crusts from bread; roll one SPAM wedge into one slice of bread. Place rolled up Spam/bread into a loaf pan. You can put approximately 6 "toasties" in one loaf pan--3 across twice. Bake for 15 - 20 minutes until golden brown. Drizzle melted butter on each toastie, remove from pan, and eat!
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