"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."--Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous
4 c self-rising flour 1/4 c Criscoİ shortening 2 c hot water ( more or less ) pinch of salt
Cut shortening into flour and salt until the mixture resembles cornmeal texture. Add hot water until the consistency will roll out easily on a floured surface. Pinch off golf ball size pieces and roll out. Heat on a lightly greased griddle. These may be made ahead and frozen.
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