"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."--Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous
2 Tbs lemon juice 1/4 cup honey 3 cups apple juice A few shakes of cinnamon 3 cups pineapple juice
Combine all but the pineapple juice in a pan over medium heat. Stir and heat, but do not boil. Simmer for a few minutes to blend flavors. Stir in the pineapple juice and simmer until hot. Makes 6 cups.
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