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Uncle Jack's Song and Dance Stew Recipe

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Jack A. Smith

 

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Contributor:  
Contributor:  
Jack A. Smith
Added: Saturday, November 29, 2008

Category:
Category:

Ingredients:  
Ingredients:  
Bologna
Hogwash
Perjury
Manipulation
Exaggeration
Fable
Deceit
Tall tales
Crock
Whoppers

Directions:
Directions:
In a crock of whoppers fry tons of bologna, add a can of white lies, 2 cans of hogwash, a pinch of perjury, a dash of forgery, a dash of deceit, a pound of tall tales, a gallon of manipulation, a pint of fibs, 4 tsp. of dirty jokes, 2 T. of inaccuracy, one and a half gallons of overestimation. Let all of this bull cook until all of his loved-ones have their own personal story to pass on for generations.

Number Of Servings:
Number Of Servings:
thousands and thousands
Preparation Time:
Preparation Time:
70 years
Personal Notes:
Personal Notes:
Uncle Jack's cooking tip: If you can't cook good, cook slow (so they're really hungry)!

 

 

 

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