"As viscous as motor oil swirled in a swamp, redolent of burnt bell peppers nested in by incontinent mice and a finish reminiscent of the dregs of a stale can of Coca-Cola that someone has been using as an ashtray. Not a bad drink, though."--Excerpt from "The Moose Turd Wine Tasting" by T. A. Nonymous
1 cup sugar 7 cups warm water 12 oz. can frozen orange juice 12 oz. can frozen lemonade 26 oz. bottle vodka or gin
Mix first 4 ingredients thoroughly until juices are melted. Add vodka or gin. Mix again. Pour into 4-liter cream pail.place in freezer. To Serve, Spoon out 3 tablespoons into a tall glass. Fill with 7-up. Serve with straw or not.
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